Thursday, June 29, 2006

The Weird Ass Dream

So I just have to get this down before I go back to sleep and forget it all.

Okay, so Kenny and I seem to be the only people left in this Post apocalyptic world. I think I recall something about people in mass hysteria before us being left alone... But I don't recall exactly what happened.

In my post apocalyptic world there is nothing but mud covering any visible land. Sticky, sinking gooey mud. We have somehow built a structure resembling the shell of a house, siding and wood beams are the only things visible. (we pulled some building materials out of our ass, but hey it's my crazy dream) For some reason, our structure isn't sinking in the mud. The "basement" floor is mud, we must have built something that kept the frame "floating". Throughout my dream I'm building a floor in the small main level of the house. Just as I finish building the floor. I go to get what I think was a glass of water. Kenny is not close by. I drop the glass, the shards of the broken glass appear to be filled with a metallic liquid like a broken calculator screen. Some of the pieces of glass "bleed" this substance except one large piece of glass which I pick up to analyze. When I picked it up, a small creature appeared. It materialized before my eyes. I don't even remember enough of the creature to describe it. It frightened me and I broke the remaining shard. The creature disappeared. The glass pieces repaired themselves and formed into the glass again.

After some dream state amount of time, days or months who knows. I try filling my glass with water and dropping the glass on my own artificially trying to duplicate the incident. Again the shards are filled with the metallic blood. The shards are smaller and more injured than before this time a tiny, insect size creature appeared and ran off. I swept up the mess and stashed it.

Most of the time Kenny isn't in my dream, but I know he's there. I said it was a weird ass dream. Anyway I'm in the mudfloor basement killing spiders. I think I see a spider going after that little creature. I swat at the spider with a fly swatter but I think I squashed the creature. Minutes later the house started sinking. I'm "running" as fast as I can through mud and up stairs. Get into Kenny's arms and he consoles me telling me everything is going to be fine, he has a light air about him and is basically trying to make me laugh. The house is sinking and sinking pretty darn fast. I woke up when the mud was up to my ankles.

It was a weird dream, kinda romantic (in a B way) there at the end.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I Need Two TIVO's


I don't mean to be greedy... but I have the need for two, yes, two TIVO's.

The shows I watch are on during conflicting time slots. So I figure I need two TIVO's. One for Monk and Psych on USA friday nights. And one for Stargate and Battlestar Galatica on Scifi Channel friday nights as well. If something ends up conflicting with 4400 on USA on sundays, I may have to find the money for such a purchase.

Currently our TIVO is mostly the victim of Preschool Television and Anime. For the most part I really like the shows. Luckily Kenny and I both like to watch cartoons with King of the Hill, Futurama and Family Guy frequently playing. Chloe's favorites include, The Tick, W.I.T.C.H, The Avatar and Oban Star Racers which all are shows I like. Even Sissy and Nic's shows, Little Einsteins and Backyardigans are pretty entertaining. What's even better is that Nic likes to watch StarGate with me, monday afternoons during "quiet time".

Monday, June 26, 2006

Bra Only Day

I've bought 22, 60lb, retaining wall blocks. No where near the bazillion I'll need to finish the back yard, but it's a start.

I've only "installed" 5 today and since it's around 100 degrees outside I just about killed myself. I tried to talk Myself into one more but I lost, and Myself went inside. A few minutes in the house I was still not getting cool, so off came the shirt. Ahh, sweet cool air. It is, infact, a bra only day.

Oh c'mon, my bra covers up more than my swimsuit.

My arms are all floppy now, by the time the summer is over I'll have some nice muscles. I've got that lifted too much, no feeling (yet) in the arms, feeling. So I should probably take some ibruprophin now in preparation for this afternoons aches and pains.