
Pretty funny little comic, though I don't think I've ever achieved anything under "stage 3". Laundry, laundry is the worst possible ongoing chore that has ever been a part of the maintenance routine of most every mom. For the last 8 years or so, "stage 6" seemed to be the neutral zone. A few clean clothes were in the drawers, most likely ones that were too small, big or ones that the kids don't like to wear. Laundry was washed occasionally, when there were no more clean socks or under ware. But, alas, remained in unfolded piles on the sofa. It eventually got folded but still wasn't put away so the next day it would be in knocked over half folded mounds on the floor. "Stage 6" laundry may have seeped out into the living room infecting the "clean" laundry piles so most all of the clothes would somehow find their way into the laundry mountain again. Most always a load would be in the washer getting smelly, waiting to be rewashed and dried. And a load would be in the dryer waiting for someone to dig through it looking for matching socks. Even during the weeks where I did 2 loads a day ritually it still seemed to not get better than a "Stage5" and usually it didn't take me long to get depressed at the notion that no matter how driven I was at conquering Mount Schmidt, I could never keep up with the perpetual creation of dirty laundry.
Then sometime last month, I was sitting, feeling depressed at the sheer monstrosity that was my dirty laundry pile. How could I do this, something desperately needed to be done. The laundry situation was making my whole house messy. Once the laundry room was full, it seemed to pile up in the rooms, spill out into the hallways and living spaces in the rest of the house. I needed to manage it differently, approach it in a way where I could accomplish something but not feel exhausted and depressed.
So, I've been having the kids do their own laundry. They each get a day and they have to wash, fold and put away their own clothes. Nic gets a little help on the folding part but he loads the washer/dryer and starts them himself. They have to collect their clothes up and get all their duds washed or else they won't have any clothes to wear.
Can I just say this was a brilliant idea... Never have we had so many (folded and put away) clean clothes that our drawers and closets are overflowing. I had to buy 20 more hangers so they all had a place to go. The floor in the laundry room has been seen for a few weeks now and you can actually open the door between the garage and the house. I think next I'm going to finally do personal towels and have the kids keep them in their rooms and be responsible for them as well. That will help on a lot of the bulky laundry out of our way too.
Anyway, I feel like this was an accomplishment. Albeit a small one. Now if I could only conquer that pit of despair in my kitchen called a sink.


